Seared Brain
This is a major operation, and should only be undertaken by the serious (preferably Gothic) poet
What We Do
Two hotplates are inserted laterally into the skull, above and below the ears and through the brain. The wattage required demands a major power source, so until we develop something appropriate, we suggest that you remain in your black-painted room and close to a mains socket.
How it Works
Searing your brain is a simple matter of plugging in both hotplates, preferably whilst listening to Marilyn Manson.
Bypassed Brain
We know that many of you are keen that your poetry "passes directly into the heart/soul of the reader without going through their brain".
What We Do
Bob's Poetic Surgery Shack can supply you with an enema syringe, to which a speaking-tube is attached.
How it Works
Simply speak your verse into the syringe, then select which of your reader's orifices you suspect gives access to the soul.