The soul is notoriously difficult to work with, but our own shaman (Vince) handles most of our work in this area.

Shrivelled Soul
Shrivelling a soul is largely a question of dessicating it at the right moment.

What We Do
Vince hovers behind you as you pray, genuflect, kowtow or (in most cases so far) address a slightly embarrassing paen to the moon-goddess. At precisely the moment when he senses that your soulfulness is at its height, he injects silica gel directly into your third eye.

Note to self:remind Vince that it's the one at the back of the head

Pierced Soul
The soul is, as has often been said, both everywhere and nowhere.

What We Do
This makes the work of poetic surgeons somewhat tricky, but Vince has worked wonders for us. Rummaging through his unparalleled collection of medieval memorabilia, he chanced upon an Iron Maiden. Reconditioned, it has proved invaluable in making sure that we nail that slippery character down.  Step inside, love...

Exchangeable Soul
We know that many of you dream of a soul which is detachable and easily exchanged with your loved one. Dream no more!

What We Do
Vince's copy of The Home Reader's Guide to Religions suggests that the mounting points of the soul are the 'chakras' (a type of sweetbread, according to Vince) - or possibly all those bits where the Chinese guys stick in needles.

Either way, Vince's superb collection of knives has proved more than adequate for all that snipping and gouging.

How it Works
As you know, the soul is most easily seen in the eyes, so we figure that all you need to do is stare at people, once your soul has been freed from its mounting points.